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  • Years:
  • 28
  • Eye tone:
  • I’ve got soft hazel green eyes but I use colored contact lenses
  • Hair color:
  • Dark-haired
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  • Russian
  • Body features:
  • My body type is quite fat
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  • White wine
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  • In my spare time I love sports
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  • Yes


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Back in my youth, my love life was a string of rejections, based on lack of confidence in my physical attributes 6ft 4in, reasonably attractive, bright, humorous, caring, but with dangly bits a hamster would be worried about. It was ego-bruising, getting laughed at. Who was I to say no?

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They were lovely and I felt safe. And, amazingly, they wanted things to continue. It was the most wonderful time — but after four years of a heart-wrenching triangle, it was over. Now here I am, 30 years and a string of uninteresting jobs later, in an unhappy marriage, retired, with dodgy health and my only positive memories being from 35 years ago.

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What to do? Being laughed at for something as fundamental as the size of your genitalia must have been traumatising. But I do wonder about the accuracy of your description of your penis size? After all, you shied away from situations that may have helped you see that genitalia come in all shapes and sizes, and for four years you had two women fighting over you.

If so, can you work out where that feeling comes from? Why was it so catastrophic? Mostly, I get this sense of you looking in at your life like someone watching a conveyor belt go by, powerless to take what you want.

I consulted psychoanalyst Susan Godsil. Sometimes, it is the most ordinary things that provide the richest memories. But I get no sense of that with you.

Is a move a possibility? But is your current depression and sense of your ageing and, as you see it, inadequate body influencing your view?

So at the moment all you can see is the bad stuff. I am confused about whether your wife is one of the two women you oscillated between all those years ago. Nevertheless, you have built a year partnership — is there nothing good about that?

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What does she think? Is it fair — to either of you — not to talk about your relationship?

I think you should get your emotional health looked at: talk to your GP or find a counsellor, someone you can safely talk to, to try to undo some of your past and make sense of it. Think about moving, if possible, to somewhere more vibrant.

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This will stop you feeling overwhelmed and despairing. In the UK, Samaritans can be contacted on In Australia, the crisis support service Lifeline is 13 11 Other international suicide helplines can be found at befrienders.

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