- I'm 45 years old
- My sexual identity:
- What is my Zodiac sign:
- My body features:
- My body features is fat
- What is my hobbies:
- My hobbies yoga
- Body piercings:
Support Local Journalism. the Cleveland Scene Press Club. Dating, so-called cougars, comes with its upsides.
It's not secret that some men love older women. Words like "MILF" and "cougar" became popular in the past decade -- to say nothing of "your mom" jokes in part because of how damn sexy older women can be. What's the fascination? Well, women who are a little bit older might be more likely to be self-possessed and successful.
By a certain age, they definitely know how to look their best in a way that younger women might still be working out the kinks on--and damn if more mature women don't know a thing or two about having better sex. If there's an older woman who's caught your eye and got you all in a tizzy, it can be easy to say exactly the wrong thing and torpedo the whole thing from the start. This recent Reddit thread proves just how decidedly not into young male antics these women can be.
These redditors taught us all how not to pick up older women
So take these deeply embarrassing screw-ups as a lesson when it comes to shooting your own shot, compadre. When my brother graduated from high school, he had a big party at our house. My mom would walk around periodically to make sure things weren't getting too ridiculous. At one point, this kid very openly hit on my mom and told her she was hotter than any girl there. Obviously my mom noped out of that mess and was thoroughly creeped out.
How to pick up older women
I don't consider myself to be a MILF, but I have had my sons' friends try and make moves on me before. I am younger had my first kid in my early twenties and am "exotic" Colombian immigrant in a small southern town. I think those play more of a role than my actual looks. Just something different than what the teen boys here are used to.
The weirdest one was when my boys had a couple of friends over to watch a movie a couple of years ago. I believe they were 14 and 12 at the time. I was watching the movie with them and one of the boys 14 years old put his arm around me. I didn't want to make a big deal about it and embarrass him or anything, so I tried to subtly get out of the situation. I yawned and I told the group that I was going up to bed and he stood up and started following me.
Picking up older ladies asked what he was doing and he said he thought I wanted him to come up to bed with me. I explained that I was sorry for the confusion, but that I absolutely did not want him to come up to bed with me. He apologized and returned back to the media room to watch the movie with the rest of the boys.
My oldest is a senior in high school now and has been asked by his friends if they can take me to prom if they can't find another date. I have two teenage daughters and have had several of their guy friends hit on me. We moved to a new town a few years ago and both my girls are quite pretty so they had a lot of new guy friends that would come over and hang out. I would talk with them in the group and kinda hang around and listen to what was going on. Some of the ones who looked older would say things just to see if they could get away with it.
I can't recall most of the things that were said but two stand out to me. The first one happened when my daughter came in with a group of friends and asked me to give several a ride home. I told her I just needed to hurry and change out of my gym clothes and I'd be right down. Next thing I know there's a knock at my bedroom door and I ask who it is my daughter wouldn't knock From the other side of the door I hear a boy ask if I needed any help changing.
I told him to get his ass out of my house. The second one happened at a party we my other daughter threw at our house. One of the boys came up and put his arm around me and asked to see my tits. I was so shocked I couldn't think of anything to say other than fuck off.
Then I told him to leave. The next day he called my daughter and asked her to ask me if he would ever have a chance. It finally got to the point that she asked me not to come around when her guy friends were over and not to talk to them when I see them at the school because she was sick of hearing things about me from the guys. I had to start just being a bitch after that because obviously me being nice was taken as something other than what I'd intended and I didn't want to embarrass my daughters any more.
How to pick up older women
Trying to sneak a peek of someone naked without their consent is harassment. Not a good flirt vibe. Consent firstboys. Every moderately attractive high school teacher has been hit on. Currently, a senior that graduated last year is patiently waiting to turn 21 so he and I can go have a beer.
I'm sure in his mind this will lead to a weekend of wild sex where I show him the hidden secrets of the Kama Sutra. I'm just interested to see if anything will have changed by then. Also, one of my son's friends once told me he'd "like to experience an older woman" and then stared at me.
Want to know what you should do?
Check out what real cougars revealed were the keys to dating them. Facebook Twitter Pinterest Instagram. Don't Hit On Her While She's Chaperoning A Party [—] rooneygirl points 13 hours ago When my brother graduated from high school, he had a big party at our house. Are her kids, who are your age, within earshot? Probably don't hit on her.
Yikes, yikes, yikes. He's more likely to experience his own right hand. Don't Stare At Her Boobs [—] finigian points 17 hours ago I'm a gilf, still get hit on by younger men. But when I was a milf my daughters boy friends would boob watch all day. Yes, she can tell. .